The entire June 1946 graduating class of St. Pascal's were required to participate in an "oratorical contest." Every student had to memorize and recite a speech from the stage of the auditorium. The best orators would be selected and would compete again to decide the final winners. There were always two winners, one young man and one young lady. There were several rules to the contest, but the only one I recall, was that forbidding the recitation of the Gettysburg Address. While understandable, I can`t help thinking it a pity. Sixty different versions of Lincoln's noble words might have proved interesting indeed.

I myself selected a speech on "Americanism" from another great president, Teddy Roosevelt. Unfortunately I neglected to put as much preparation into memorizing and reciting it as I am sure he did in writing it. Also, when called to the stage to make my speech I was overcome by a massive case of stage fright. And it was true stage fright, as the only audience present, were a few nuns scattered randomly about the hall. Somehow I managed to begin. I had not gotten very far before being interrupted.

"Louder please Master Maloney, You can`t be heard in the rear of the auditorium," warned Sr. Adelais. I started a second time, but soon was stopped again and urged to speak up. Now completely thrown, I could not remember another line. I stood on the stage staring blankly at the empty seats. The Sisters stared back, waiting for me to begin. All I wanted, was to get off that stage. Finally stealing a line from the confessional, I said "That is all I can remember Sister." After a few seconds of stunned silence I was dismissed. I felt like a condemned man getting a last minute reprieve from the Governor.